Knitting Newbie Fail
By Notagirlymom Ever since I turned 30 last September, I’ve slowly started becoming Mother Earth incarnate. I’ve started doing yoga and I’ve started crafting. I recently got into knitting and like a...
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By Notagirlymom Scarf Fail After my disaster with the Knitting That Ate Toyko, I decided to do a scarf. Because scarves are long, easy and good practice, right? My camera’s wonky so you can’t see the...
View ArticleMickey Mouse washcloth fail
By Notagirlymom This is the first time I ever attempted to knit something with a design, according to a rather simple pattern. I knew I was in for trouble when I got several rows in and realized my #...
View ArticleCalling Adam and Eve…
By Notagirlymom I managed to snag a copy of the original “Stitch N Bitch” book through an interlibrary loan at my local library. And inside is a pattern for what the author calls a “kitschy kerchief”....
View ArticleThe Little Hat that Couldn’t
This was my first attempt at making a hat from a simple pattern. I picked a yarn that was *slightly* less than what was called for (the pattern called for worsted, I used sport weight) but still I...
View ArticleHow NOT to knit a stuffed toy
Mickey the Crack Mouse By Notagirlymom I had some leftover soft cotton/acrylic blend yarn from a washcloth I made so I decided I was going to make a stuffed thing. Only I figured, “Pattern? Eh!...
View ArticleBecause everybody needs a fugly hat
By notagirlymom I was trying to make just your basic hat..and it turned into one of the fugliest hats I’ve ever seen. It kinda looks like a giant knit boob complete with sticky up nipple.
View ArticleLobsters and Granny Squares and Pygmy Puffs..oh my!
By Notagirlymom Ok, so there are several fails here. First off is Louie Lobster, which I made because I couldn’t think of anything ELSE to do with that hideous hot pink acrylic yarn I bought because...
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